IS THE CHURCH STILL TRUE?!!!!

Holy Crap! So I was just informed this morning that Matta's has closed down! I'm pretty sure they did not check with church officials on this to make sure it was ok! Pretty much this restaurant has been a Mormon Staple and a standard post marriage eatery! Where will we go? What will we eat now? Pete's Fish and Chips? Denny's?! I am perplexed! Apparently the owners retired and the sons are going to be opening up something somewhere else. Granted the area around the temple has become quite the "Ghetto Fabulous" Hood, but I'm pretty sure Matta's had some kind of Divine Angelic protection guarding it! I also feel that way about calories there! How could a place so Divine have calories? Surely the all the bad fattening ingredients turned into pure muscle! (Ok that might be stretching things a bit!), but I do believe had it been there during Brigham Young's time he would have stopped and ate there and would've totally said "This is the Place!" I feel that way about a lot of restaurants actually, but because this one is such a Mormon Staple I think it's true! I fear I may never marry now! I would have no where to eat afterwards! Well there is my blasphemous posting for the month! May we all take a moment of silence today for the loss of Matta's!